Bathroom Funny Quotes



Thought I’d share this photo with you, and as it’s Friday, have added a few more funny quotes about bathrooms.


What kind of person goes out of their way, gets a permanent marker, goes to a stinky bathroom, just to scibble nonsense on the wall, so others can read it?

  • Toilet Graffiti


Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

  • Toilet Graffiti


Everything is a miricle. It’s a miricle that one does not disolve in one’s bath like a lump of sugar.

  • Pablo Picasso


I knew I was an unwanted baby. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

  • Joan Rivers


Right now I’m just delighted to be alive and to have had a nice long bath.

  • Richard Branson


If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone.

  • Ernie Pyle

How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.

  • Anonymous


The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.

  • Anonymous


Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.

  • Anonymous


Got any quotes from the bathroom, seen any funny graffiti quotes? List them below in the comments and give everyone a laugh.


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